Summer Croft....Mouse Raider
Max - The mousefinder general.Summer here again.
Last night we discovered something called bedmice. They get into our human mummy and daddy's bed, and then move about under the covers. Max and I decided that mummy and daddy have been so nice to us, that we would get the bed mice for them. We got into position on either side of the bed.....
Max: ..yes Summer, a strategic move known as the pincer movement.
Summer: yes, yes, the pincher movement
Max: No Summer, not the Pincher movement...it's pincer, P.I.N.C.E.R. Oh why do I bother??
Summer: Blah blah, blah.....ANYWAY when the bedmice started moving about we jumped on them over again.
Max: They are quite a strong breed of mice, and our ferocious pouncing wouldn't make them come out into the open...so onto plan B.
Summer: Yes plan B, we got right at the end of the bed and we stuck our paws under the cover. Then we put out our claws and attacked the bed mice. I got them quite a few times.
Max: The blond slave was over the moon with our results. She squealed very loudly in excitement and jumped out of bed doing a victory dance.
Summer: We definitely got them, because when we went back and looked for them again we found traces of blood on the cover, but we couldn't find any bodies, which was most strange.
Max: I have heard a rumour that bed mice are invisible, and can only be spotted when moving under the bed covers, looks like this theory could be true! Anyway we suspect that there is huge rug monster living in the sunny room, so we are just off there to have a look. By the way Summer, did you notice the blond slave was limping this morning, any idea what she has done?
Summer: I have no idea, these humans are so silly sometimes. Come on then max...off to the sunny room............
Last night we discovered something called bedmice. They get into our human mummy and daddy's bed, and then move about under the covers. Max and I decided that mummy and daddy have been so nice to us, that we would get the bed mice for them. We got into position on either side of the bed.....
Max: ..yes Summer, a strategic move known as the pincer movement.
Summer: yes, yes, the pincher movement
Max: No Summer, not the Pincher movement...it's pincer, P.I.N.C.E.R. Oh why do I bother??
Summer: Blah blah, blah.....ANYWAY when the bedmice started moving about we jumped on them over again.
Max: They are quite a strong breed of mice, and our ferocious pouncing wouldn't make them come out into the open...so onto plan B.
Summer: Yes plan B, we got right at the end of the bed and we stuck our paws under the cover. Then we put out our claws and attacked the bed mice. I got them quite a few times.
Max: The blond slave was over the moon with our results. She squealed very loudly in excitement and jumped out of bed doing a victory dance.
Summer: We definitely got them, because when we went back and looked for them again we found traces of blood on the cover, but we couldn't find any bodies, which was most strange.
Max: I have heard a rumour that bed mice are invisible, and can only be spotted when moving under the bed covers, looks like this theory could be true! Anyway we suspect that there is huge rug monster living in the sunny room, so we are just off there to have a look. By the way Summer, did you notice the blond slave was limping this morning, any idea what she has done?
Summer: I have no idea, these humans are so silly sometimes. Come on then max...off to the sunny room............
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