Friday, October 12, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
Summer: Max has been dashing around like a loon today, I have no idea what he is looking for, but he has been acting very strangely, following Oscar around and sniffing his bottom....uuuggghh boys are so horrid.
I have been sitting on my comfy cushion today and my mummy says I am like a little princess. I found some very strange string stuff stuck on my tummy on Saturday, so I spent the day very carefully removing it. I did such a good job that my mummy took me out in the car to show the people at the vet place what a wonderful job I had done.
When we got home my mummy put a big fabric tube over my tummy, which I didn't like at all, so every time she stood me up, I went rigid and rolled over. I pretended I couldn't walk, you should have seen her face it was so funny.
I went on my eBay account today and saw some rather nice pom pom earrings that are being advertised locally. They would look really nice on me.......I think I will just pop off and put a bid on them....bye for now.
Max: Did I tell you my sister has been totally useless as my assistant these past couple of days. The silly minx ripped her stitches out of her tummy. Then when she had a big collar put on her she started moon walking backwards and refused to eat anything, drink or use the litter box. So the blond slave made her a body stocking and when she had that put on her, she just rolled over and wouldn't stand up. She is such a Diva and a drama queen!!!!!! Anything to take the attention away from the missing pom poms of pleasure, in fact I think she may be trying to misdirect me and take the focus of the investigation. Right Summer Dancer goes to the top of my suspect list, she may be in it with the Oscar boy..........off to investigate further.
Dirk Clawsout signing off........going to to a bit more private Dicking
Friday, October 5, 2007
It started off very well. I spent Sunday watching the motorbikes on the big screen with my male slave. It was so exciting......I saw Max Biaggi, he was named after me you know. Max was wonderful, so fast and he won his race! I think I should like a mini motorbike, then I can be just like him, I will put it on my Christmas list.
Monday and things started to get a bit strange. Summer started to roll around on the floor, and cry very very loudly. I was so scared I thought she was hurt, but no, she came over to me and thrust her bottom in my face, how very dare she! It went on all day and night like this, man can that girl wail, if she thinks she's practicing for x factor, she had better think again...what a racket. I slept downstairs that night, I couldn't face all that wailing and wriggling...stupid girls!
Tuesday... and it just got louder and louder. I couldn't stand the row, so I went up behind her and grabbed her by the neck to make her shut up, but she wouldn't, so I tried to climb on her and muffle the sound. The blond slave saw me and started shouting "no, no she's your sister!" Well der, yes I know she's my sister. The whole world seems to be going mad.
Wednesday it was getting louder and louder. Oscar, Daisy and Garfield have all gone into hiding and Summer just screeches on and on.
Thursday.......even stranger.... we went in our carry boxes and in the big box and wheels to the vet place. I don't like the smell of it there!!!!! When we got there we went in a big heated bed, it was so comfy, then I felt really, really sleepy. I thought I would just have 40 kitten winks. When I woke up something felt different. I felt lighter somehow. I looked into the next cage and Summer was having a good sleep too. Silly slaves, fancy bringing us here to sleep. We can do that at home.
Its now Friday, Summer has stopped wailing at last, but there is definitely something strange about my rear end. Its definitely lighter, I feel more streamlined and its rather drafty down there today, must investigate further,bye for now.
Summer here. This week I have been mainly flirting, but nobody was really interested apart from Max, and he's my yucky brother. I have felt so happy I have just wanted to sing and sing and sing. I have done lots and lots of rolls and wriggles and shaken my booty at Oscar, but he's just not interested, sigh......... Today my tummy is sore so i don't feel like singing any more. I have to go and sleep as my energetic week has left me exhausted. zzzzzzzz
Max: "Aaaaaaarrrrgghhhhhhh................they've gone!!!!!!!!!!!" (faints)
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Last night we discovered something called bedmice. They get into our human mummy and daddy's bed, and then move about under the covers. Max and I decided that mummy and daddy have been so nice to us, that we would get the bed mice for them. We got into position on either side of the bed.....
Max: ..yes Summer, a strategic move known as the pincer movement.
Summer: yes, yes, the pincher movement
Max: No Summer, not the Pincher movement...it's pincer, P.I.N.C.E.R. Oh why do I bother??
Summer: Blah blah, blah.....ANYWAY when the bedmice started moving about we jumped on them over again.
Max: They are quite a strong breed of mice, and our ferocious pouncing wouldn't make them come out into the open...so onto plan B.
Summer: Yes plan B, we got right at the end of the bed and we stuck our paws under the cover. Then we put out our claws and attacked the bed mice. I got them quite a few times.
Max: The blond slave was over the moon with our results. She squealed very loudly in excitement and jumped out of bed doing a victory dance.
Summer: We definitely got them, because when we went back and looked for them again we found traces of blood on the cover, but we couldn't find any bodies, which was most strange.
Max: I have heard a rumour that bed mice are invisible, and can only be spotted when moving under the bed covers, looks like this theory could be true! Anyway we suspect that there is huge rug monster living in the sunny room, so we are just off there to have a look. By the way Summer, did you notice the blond slave was limping this morning, any idea what she has done?
Summer: I have no idea, these humans are so silly sometimes. Come on then max...off to the sunny room............
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Summer here, I have decide our new house is fun. There is lots to do and play with. Blonde one waves a feather thing in the air which I love to chase and then I found out I can dance, she took a photo which I posted above. One day she got the roary thing out of its cupboard and bought into our safe hidey room. We were so scared we hid under the bed, Max was shaking in his boots and I had to lick his head to soothe him, but it soon went back into its cupboard home. Max really likes Oscar he follows him everywhere like a little lamb. I like to play with Oscar too and snuggle up with him in his bed, its very cosy in there and he has a very nice purr. Its a short entry from me tonight because its time to play.......yippeee! Summer Disco Dancer xx
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Sunday, September 2, 2007
I adventured downstairs all by myself last night whilst Max stayed upstairs hiding.
This morning I had lots of cuddles and purrs with my new mummy, and then I lay on the window sill in the sunshine. Max is being a big silly and won't come from underneath the bed, he is such a shy boy its hard to believe we are brother and sister. Must go now and check on that baby brother of mine. Mow for now. Summer xxxx
Max here, Summer is being far to obliging to these new humans. My strategy is to keep them waiting for my superior presence. I need to get them trained right from the start, so I will continue to play hide under the bed for a while. Must get back upstairs before anyone notices I am not under the bed. Max xxxx